This is an older story brought to you by our good friend Junior. You will notice with this blog there, most of these guys will make 2 and 3 appearances. Try not to get to attached to them though. It’s rare for a guy to last more then 2 years, and Junior is approaching the [...]
Archive for June, 2007
"It takes 8,460 bolts to assemble an automobile, and one nut to scatter it all over the road." © unknown author
Posted in Junior on June 20, 2007 | 5 Comments »
"In the Ferrari or Jaguar, switchin four lanes, With the top down screamin out, money ain’t a thang" © Jermaine Dupri
Posted in Junior on June 14, 2007 | 2 Comments »
So this guy in my warehouse is a habitual liar. Junior Lies about everything. If you talk about last weekends bbq and how you drank 12 beers, he brings up the time he drank 20. If you talk about the 4 fish you caught on your last fishing trip, he talks about the time he [...]
Cuz you know there’s otha fish in the sea © Pharcyde
Posted in Danny on June 9, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
I just rehired this guy named Danny for the 3rd time. I usually dont take someone back after one time. But he was with us for 8 months one of the best workers I had and a very nice guy. But he had problems with his room mates. He was originally [...]
"Try everything once except incest and folk dancing." © Thomas Beecham
Posted in Rich, Uncategorized on June 8, 2007 | 3 Comments »
This story is about 2 years old. But it was the story that got me to start writing this crap down. Names have been changed, to protect me.
All the guys are sitting around the break area eating lunch and talking shit. When nothing but guys work together for 40+ hours [...]
“Revenge is sweet and not fattening” © Alfred Hitchcock
Posted in Uncategorized on June 7, 2007 | 3 Comments »
well you guys remember the 3 morons who just up and walked out on the job a few weeks ago. Well one of the pendejos decided to put me down as a reference for a new job. I guess when he went out job hunting, he figured it didn’t look good that he had a [...]
I guess my warehouse isn’t so bad…
Posted in Uncategorized on June 7, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
Today me and our new dispatcher were talking. Been with the company for maybe 6 months. Cool guy, about 28 years old. I was telling him about the 3 morons who quit on me, I give him a few more of my “war” stories. Then he tells me his old job was worse. [...]
“Like its politicians and its war, society has the teenagers it deserves” © Joseph Priestley
Posted in Manny, Memo, Raul on June 7, 2007 | 2 Comments »
Well I have been having problems with 3 guys in my warehouse for the last 2 weeks. 3 teenagers. They all are best friends and car pool to work together. They have been getting on my last nerve. They complain all damn day about how everyone works. Yet they aren’t the best workers. If i [...]