dude that moves trailers around for me at night, just came and told me he saw some dude standing in the middle of our back parking lot, and some chick was on her knee’s dropping knowledge. IN THE MIDDLE OF AN EMPTY PARKING LOT!! He told dude to leave, dude told him 1 minute. Then [...]
Archive for September, 2007
"Does it really matter what these affectionate people do- so long as they don’t do it in the streets and frighten the horses!" © Mrs. Patrick Campbell
Posted in Uncategorized on September 20, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
"A country without bordellos is like a house without bathrooms." © Marlene Dietrich
Posted in Uncategorized on September 20, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
So this driver who has an appointment to deliver tomorrow morning gets here early. He comes to my office and asks if we could unload his shit tonight. I told him no, his appointment is tomorrow @ 8am, so thats when he will get unloaded.
So dude walks out then comes right back in and asks [...]
"Tonight I dine on turtle soup." © The Shredder
Posted in Juan on September 3, 2007 | 1 Comment »
Dude named Juan comes in to work today with his pets. I guess he had been telling the guys all week about his pet turtles so he decided to bring in a couple of them. I take a look and notice right away that they are tortoises not turtles. I start looking at them closer [...]
