“Poverty may be the mother of crime, but lack of good sense is the father” © Jean de la Bruyere

Recently our HR has been auditing job applications of our current employees. We found out that a few of them lied on their applications.  All of them lied on the same question. Have you ever committed a crime, or been convicted of a felony. So me and my partner who will [...]

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“You know a G.E.D. is bullshit. Let me get this straight, I can make up 4 years in 6 hours?” © Chris Rock

I always like walking around the office and looking at how people decorate their cubicles. Usually you have pictures of kids, drawings your kids did, maybe a calendar with kittens, and some times you get cool action figures. I don’t spend much time in my cubicle, so I don’t have shit in it. I have [...]

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“The doors we open and close each day decide the lives we live.” © Flora Whittemore

Sorry for not updating the blog in a while. I have had a lot of shit to deal with out here in the real world. Times in the warehouse have been tough. The company hasn’t been profitable since the start of the calendar year, and we were recently sold. All of [...]

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“Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life.” © Brooke Shields

So earlier I was out in our yard doing a check on trailers. I smell something burning. We have an ashtray outside and sometimes they forget to empty it and the cigarette butts catch on fire. So I walk over to the ash tray to put out the fire, and nothing. So I follow [...]

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Welcome to my new home

This is the 2nd post in my new home. The other is down there *points below*. But I came to wordpress because it had a few more options that blogger didn’t have. Plus I like the templates a lot better. Since I am not CSS savvy I am pretty much stuck with whatever they offer [...]

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"Does it really matter what these affectionate people do- so long as they don’t do it in the streets and frighten the horses!" © Mrs. Patrick Campbell

dude that moves trailers around for me at night, just came and told me he saw some dude standing in the middle of our back parking lot, and some chick was on her knee’s dropping knowledge. IN THE MIDDLE OF AN EMPTY PARKING LOT!! He told dude to leave, dude told him 1 minute. Then [...]

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"A country without bordellos is like a house without bathrooms." © Marlene Dietrich

So this driver who has an appointment to deliver tomorrow morning gets here early. He comes to my office and asks if we could unload his shit tonight. I told him no, his appointment is tomorrow @ 8am, so thats when he will get unloaded.
So dude walks out then comes right back in and asks [...]

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“Laziness travels so slowly that poverty soon overtakes him.” © Benjamin Franklin

Recently the office was doing lay offs, and I have needed an assistant at night for a minute. So I figure I would help out one of these girls and see if she would like to be my assistant. One of the girls I knew pretty well, and she was a hard worker, and seemed [...]

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"There are only two races on this planet-the intelligent and the stupid." © John Fowles

This driver just turned in his 2 week notice to me. Asked me if I could pass this on to HR for him in the morning. This mofo wrote it out on some printer paper, and it looks like a 3rd grader did it. This is a scan of the actual letter that he wanted [...]

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"Try everything once except incest and folk dancing." © Thomas Beecham

This story is about 2 years old. But it was the story that got me to start writing this crap down. Names have been changed, to protect me.
All the guys are sitting around the break area eating lunch and talking shit. When nothing but guys work together for 40+ hours [...]

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